http://www.reliancedamages.com/ en-us webmaster@reliancedamages.com Sun, 08 Jun 2008 11:52:38 -0600 http://www.reliancedamages.com/blog/archives/000489.html 1. www.themcdells.com: this will replace "reliance damages" permanently. we've had a good run (ok, not so much for the past couple years), but it's over. 2. on or about December 10, 2008: a bouncing, baby mcdell (hopefully with C.'s temperament,... http://www.reliancedamages.com/blog/archives/000488.html and that we are moving out next weekend. Because the though of those two things is the only thing that kept me from going upstairs and stringing you up when I was woken up yet again at 6 am with... http://www.reliancedamages.com/blog/archives/000487.html It is 63 degrees, but strangely humid. We ordered food an hour ago, and it still hasn't come. I seriously may have fucked something up at work today, and I don't care. There are some really fugly lesbians on tv... http://www.reliancedamages.com/blog/archives/000486.html that's all. fuck, fuck, fuck. i am going to go walk the dog but really, i am going to smoke a cigarette and use walking the dog as an excuse to do it! hey!... http://www.reliancedamages.com/blog/archives/000485.html does this surprise anyone? really? I read the original article on her "memoir" in the Times last week while I was trying to avoid doing work and the whole time I'm thinking "I know I'm generally a skeptic, but does... http://www.reliancedamages.com/blog/archives/000484.html By far my favorite C. friend (although, really, the pool I'm choosing from is not stellar...this is like winning the Terrific Kid of the Month Award from Tomoka Elementary School (won by C. often, since she went to Florida public... http://www.reliancedamages.com/blog/archives/000483.html I believe my upstairs neighbors are building a wall upstairs. We have a three bedroom, they have a two bedroom. Our places are the same size, but whereas we have two small secondary bedrooms, they have one HUGE second bedroom.... http://www.reliancedamages.com/blog/archives/000482.html 1. i need to get "no one is paying as much attention to you as you think they are, you self-involved and/or paranoid fuck" tattooed on my arm. 2. there is still no baby, but there may be one soon,... http://www.reliancedamages.com/blog/archives/000481.html today, i was talking to someone about this douchebag i work with, only i didn't realize that said douchebag was only a few doors down. I don't THINK he heard me, but maybe he did, and it is stressing me... http://www.reliancedamages.com/blog/archives/000480.html Ok, check it out, it was 68 degrees at 5:30 pm on Friday, so dude with the pea coat and scarf (not "hung loosely around neck and dangling scarf" (not that that would've been ok either, but so the reader... http://www.reliancedamages.com/blog/archives/000479.html Lollapalooza started yesterday. I can see (and hear) Grant Park from my office, and it started at like two, so I got to listen to M.I.A., and now I can get galang (galang, galang galanggalanggalang!) out of my head. So... http://www.reliancedamages.com/blog/archives/000478.html I don't expect to ever be able to sleep past 6 am again. The dog gets up promptly (the internal clock is truly amazing) at 6 and whines to go out. C. rolls around and scrunches up her face and... http://www.reliancedamages.com/blog/archives/000477.html On 7/11/07, I found my first gray--no, WHITE, BRIGHT, BRIGHT WHITE, AND LONG!--hair, and we ordered sperm over the phone. Sorry for not posting in forever.... http://www.reliancedamages.com/blog/archives/000476.html please take your fucking backpack off. we all thank you (especially the old lady you hit in the face with it yesterday).... http://www.reliancedamages.com/blog/archives/000475.html why does the chicago tribune's website suck so bad? seriously, did a 7th grader in 1997 design it? and what's with the "big news story followed by smaller links that only tangentially relate to big new story by theme" thing?...