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November 14, 2006
to the guy on the bus
please take your fucking backpack off. we all thank you (especially the old lady you hit in the face with it yesterday).
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November 10, 2006
question
why does the chicago tribune's website suck so bad? seriously, did a 7th grader in 1997 design it? and what's with the "big news story followed by smaller links that only tangentially relate to big new story by theme" thing? that's really fucking stupid.
Posted by me at 06:35 AM | Comments (0)
November 05, 2006
i can't handle the [insert name of any bar here]
last night i went out and got really drunk, and then i had a dream about being in some house in florida with people i didn't know who had this huge toddler (mainly tall stature wise, not fat) that would get into all sorts of mischief, usually involving frosting or mayonnaise, which he spread on food. it was an odd dream. it also involved surfing.
so a bunch of us went out and a danced a tiny bit and then i drank too much and ending up puking in the bathroom at stargayze (spelling credited to TT) with some scary butch lesbians and then i went home with carla. when i woke up there were three other people here sleeping in the guest room and on couches. which is fine. it's just odd i didn't here their drunken stumblings when they came in last night. they are drunken ninjas.
so anyway throwing up at a bar is something i haven't done in years. so classy. i should not be allowed to pace my own drinks.
uuuuuhhhhh i feel awful.
Posted by me at 07:41 AM | Comments (1)
November 04, 2006
nph wouldn't do that
I'm actually afraid that writing "g@y" and "m*th" and "s*x" all in one entry will lead to me being slammed with porn spam, so i'm not going to do it. but I will say: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHA. dude, you're fucked. jesus is so not pleased--with the meth use, that is. or the homosexual sex outside of a loving relationship. or the lying. otherwise he's cool with your "lifestyle", just sad that you've chosen to be a fake all your life. and he reiterates that meth is a bad choice.
neil patrick harris, gay. i really had no idea. good for you, neil. stay away from meth and evangelicals.
a chunk of my tooth and/or a tooth colored filling fell out, and now i am having weird paranoid thoughts that i'm going to end up sucking out the root in my sleep, or that something is going to get into the hole in the tooth and it is going to hurt.
Posted by me at 07:47 AM | Comments (0)
November 02, 2006
babies: can they be too fat?
npr had a story this morning that is basically summed up by the title of this entry. i am now regretting my decision to pledge to WBEZ. ira glass working the pledge drive = pledges up. weird stories about babies being too fat = pledges down (or if you've already pledged, pledge regrets).
i went out last night with I-man and TT and then AC and had little coronas at the holiday club, which was nice, except we did not tear shit up. but it was wednesday.
Posted by me at 07:57 AM | Comments (0)
November 01, 2006
these other fuckers don't know how to act
I need to get C. to stop downloading the latest teen hit from itunes. As you'll recall, a couple summers ago it was "toxic" by britney spears, and last summer it was "milkshake" by kelis. now it's "sexyback" by justin timberlake. and, along with "london bridgent" (WHICH I STILL CAN'T GET OUT OF MY HEAD) I have the chorus (if you can call it that) to sexyback in my head (VIP; drinks on me). make it stop.
i'm currently tired of my job. nothing bad happened, i'm just tired of it. when i'm there i want to nap or read or go to starbucks and stare at people, not work.
question: why won't john kerry keep his fucking mouth shut?
answer: who the hell knows, but here's a work day morning haiku!
i get up early
coffee, npr, babies
I'm still late for work
Posted by me at 07:58 AM | Comments (0)