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February 01, 2008

while i'm on a posting kick

1. i need to get "no one is paying as much attention to you as you think they are, you self-involved and/or paranoid fuck" tattooed on my arm.

2. there is still no baby, but there may be one soon, if the israeli doctor has anything to say about it.

3. the cats are in michigan, with my mom, while we try to sell The Condo From Hell aka The Shit Hole. I miss the cats.

4. both C. and I are thrilled that we are going to be aunts. We will be even more thrilled if the baby is named Fashionette or JonYna.

5. I have found more white hairs. I have less than a month and a half left of my twenties, and I am not living them up, because 30 is the new 20, so I get to do it all over again.

6. The older I get, the more I resent being treated like a child by people who are senior to me at work (all of whom are men). Would I feel differently if they weren't men? Would I feel differently if I weren't a woman? Do I just balk at authority? Yessir, massa, I'll get that credit agreement out this weekend so you can go to your kids soccer game, and I'll fedex you a copy to your home over the weekend (no signature required, since you live in a place where people don't steel shit off your porch).

7. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHEN IS THE NEXT ITERATION OF THE IPHONE GOING TO COME OUT? Some people exercise, some people eat, some people do drugs, some people buy expensive shoes--I buy consumer electronics, I need a fucking fix right now, I'm kicking.

8. fuck you, condo association.

Posted by me at February 1, 2008 11:40 PM

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