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February 01, 2008
today
today, i was talking to someone about this douchebag i work with, only i didn't realize that said douchebag was only a few doors down. I don't THINK he heard me, but maybe he did, and it is stressing me out, even though it shouldn't, because i mean, fuck him, he's a douchebag, and nothing i said was that bad. (back story--he came into my office one day and shut the door to complain that i had mispelled like TWO FUCKING WORDS in a huge document i drafted for him, and then went on and on and ON about how he was disappointed in my work. m.o.t.h.e.r.f.u.c.k.e.r. I can spell that, douchebag).
But anyway, as soon as i realized he was down the hall, i launched into instant anxiety attack mode, which for means me i forget to breath, my arms go numb, and i have this sort of out of body experience. but why? i mean, again, i didn't say anything that bad, or anything untrue, and he IS a douchebag. a junior douchebag, so what's the worst that could happen? i guess he could make my life hell.
i have never had good luck with this guy. for some reason, he has skeeved me out since the day i met him, and i don't really know why. i think we had an instant, mutual dislike for eachother. he isn't old enough for me to have to respect him, and i think he knows that i think that, and that does not help. also, did i mention he is a DOUCHEBAG?
but i am still embarassed, and feel stupid, and think i'm going to get fired. and he probably didn't even hear.
i'm going to go take a couple xanax.
Posted by me at February 1, 2008 11:33 PM
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