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February 17, 2006

cough

i think i might be getting bird flu. or maybe just the regular flu.

T2 was kind enough to send me a link to the most disgusting thing i've ever read in my life (and i've read a lot of disgusting things in my life, because i'm like that) this afternoon. totally not work safe. he suggested i make c. sign something like this. she's balking at it, though.

c. and i met with a real estate agent thursday night. before meeting, i had specifically told her i was bringing my partner, named C_______ (a girly name). other than saying "HEY LADY, WE ARE BIG OLD LESBIANS, WE OWN MORE THAN ONE INDIGO GIRLS CD (but we are embarassed about it)", I don't know what else i could have done. So we go there and she can't figure out who the fuck c. is for like 10 minutes, she thinks she's just a friend tagging along, until c. goes on and on about how she "needs a double sink. i mean like, look, it's impossible to put on makeup and stuff with one tiny sink" and then you can just see the light bulb going on in the agent's eyes, and she's like "oh yeah, i once lived in this place and my partner and i (we wear rings, but we're not married, he's just my boyfriend) would fight over the one mirror, until i hung a big mirror up on the wall NEXT to the sink".

sheesh.

i must not be very good at dyking it out any more (law school beat it out of me, what can i say). i must just look like some boring, plain, slightly not feminine enough straight girl. last weekend we were on our way to TMR's to watch some oscar movies and i put on this green hoodie and had my hair tied back and a guy's ski cap on and i was like "wow, i look like that chubby chick, i mean, guy, in transgeration!" but c. just looked at me and shook her head and was like "oh monkey, you're too short and cute to be a guy!"

there's absolutely no point to this.

so, unless the stress of this condo buying kills our relationship, c and i should be proud, two sink in one bathroom condo owners in a few months.

Posted by me at February 17, 2006 09:14 PM

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