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July 06, 2005
long live scratch
the car's name is Scratch.
I backed it (lighly!) into the wall behind my apartment building last night (mainly because I was pissed off at some frat boy who was blocking the alley waiting for someone to come out of an apartment and I wasn't taking my time and was distrcated) so it now has a series of nice scratches on the corner of its plastic (praise the lord) bumper.
the new scratches give Scratch character. Kind of like an eye patch, or the pock marks on Edward James Olmos' cheeks. It's a bad ass CR-V.
Posted by me at July 6, 2005 10:20 AM
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Not to be argumentative, but acne scars do not a badass make. To further Scratch's badass reputation, may I recommend a fake cat tail to hang out of the grill? Or possibly a stuffed squirrel? Then we can say, "that Scratch, he's a real killer."
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at July 6, 2005 12:42 PM
go for the classic, a confederate flag on the antennae
Posted by: grendel at July 7, 2005 12:12 AM
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