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March 11, 2005
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STORY
X: are you going out for your birthday tonight
Y: yes
Y: i am waiting for them at home
Y: watching nature shows
X: drinking beer?
Y: no
Y: sigh
Y: and let me tell you why
X: ok
Y: so i come home and there is no beer
Y: and c. calls me and tells me to buy beer for the people coming over
Y: so i look in my pockets and i have $9
and i'm like "that's ok, i will get money from the atm in the bodega"
Y: so i go to the bodega and the atm is broken. and i am too lazy to go to another atm and i do not have enough money to buy beer and i go home
Y: and then i get home and realize that was stupid, i could have bought a 40 for myself with that money
Y: but now i am too lazy to go back out
X: fuck yeah you could've
END STORY
you could've gotten two forties
been passed out by now
Posted by me at March 11, 2005 06:52 PM
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what a beautiful story. happy birthday.
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at March 13, 2005 09:59 PM
am i late; happy birthday! this is acutally my sister's b-day and my dad's future annivesary. oh, and this internet is not stolen; it's my dad's. he lives in the suburbs now, but i'm crashing his pad- mmmm, skylines rawk! hope you got drizunk at some point. i am.
Posted by: pill at March 14, 2005 12:30 AM
In support and validation of my drunken babblings last night.....POST! POST! POST! Don't make me quit returning to the same crappy websites over and over again in search of work distractions!
Posted by: tanarate at March 20, 2005 12:00 PM
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