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October 22, 2003
reason 9 million to move out of williamsburg
stop the insanity you stupid motherfuckers.
i live a block away from this. no wonder i found a huge fucking roach in my apartment last night.
notice the author's heavy reliance on the thesaurus...ah, smell the pretension.
choice quote: "...artist and native son of the early Williamsburg scene..." Yeah man, work that street cred, work it! let's translate, shall we? "I moved here from Florida in 1997!" [stomps foot and sniffles.] "Way before the rest of you posers! I mean, I remember when Planet Thai was just a storefront on Bedford, not the B&T dining mecca it is now." [pauses to catch his breath. Shakes a greasy strand of hair out of his eye. Shoves his hands into the pockets of his tweed blazer, aka the new trucker hat.] "Did I mention that I dated a Japanese girl once?"
Posted by me at October 22, 2003 05:33 PM
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