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September 23, 2003
biggest loser ever
Yup, he's right here.
Now, I realize that I say this from an enviably comfortable position: graduate of a top 5 law school (c'mon, we know it's true--NYU Law might tie, but don't tell me it's better. Pshaw.) with a job in pocket. My problem with this guy isn't his repetition of "I went to a top 50 law school!" or "my grades are kind of bad, but they're getting better!" but that he just sounds like a royal dick. "I promise to bill 3000 hours and I don't want to have a life!" Do law firms not want you to have a life? You betcha! But they don't want you to SAY THAT, YOU MORON. They want you to explain why you're well-rounded and how on the weekends you play competitive chess and ride horses or some shit, so you'll make good ad copy for their next ad in J.D. Magazine.
Dumbass. I think I'd rather claw my eyes out (or bill 3000 hours...) than interview this dick for 5 minutes.
Posted by me at September 23, 2003 10:33 PM
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Are you sure we didn't go to school with this guy? Because he sounds kind of familiar . . . .
Posted by: TET at September 24, 2003 12:46 PM
yeah, we went to school with at least 30 of these guys (and gals...)
actually, this could be useful: maybe you should print it out and slip it under I-man's door (I know you know where he lives!) and suggest that he adopt a similar format when sending out his own job queries.
hahahahaHA!
Posted by: me at September 24, 2003 03:38 PM
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