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March 13, 2003
the 16 yearold boy who lives next door
A new person moved into the apartment next to mine two weeks ago today. In that short time, I've come to several conclusions:
First, he has really bad taste in music.
Second, he likes to play video games, but only loudly, and only starting at around 2 a.m.
Third, he throws himself against the wall separating our apartments at least a couple of times a night. How do I know this? Because unless there's a wobbly wardrobe 3 feet from the wall which he knocks over on purpose several times a night, I have to assume that he's actually throwing his own body against the wall. Maybe he has one of those velcro walls installed. A related conclusion is that he's a hefty boy, because he rattles the burners on my stove when he throws himself against the wall.
Fourth, he broke up with his girlfriend on Sunday, March 9th, at approximately 10:30 a.m. Or, perhaps, she dumped him. At any rate, she is a "fucking psycho bitch" and he "doesn't want her hanging off his jock anyway." Also, "fine then" he "can find another bitch better than" said now ex-girlfriend.
Fifth, he has a REALLY short attention span. He only plays his bad songs for less than a minute before switching to another equally bad song.
Sixth, he has a really bad singing voice.
I've also come to realize that I had made some very wrong assumptions in the year and a half I've lived in this apartment before the new neighbor moved in. First, I assumed the walls were thick. I was wrong. My old neighbor was just quiet, god bless him. Second, I assumed that the building manager was good at screening prospective tenants, only accepting those under 30 who seemed to be sufficiently quiet and nerd-like (myself excluded, of course. I, a party animal, won her over with my charm, wit, and good looks.) I was wrong. Either this guy is jekyll and hyde, or the building manager is slipping.
Posted by me at March 13, 2003 05:24 PM
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